Look, there’s no trophy for sleeping on rocks. And there’s no shame in wanting a real bed after 40. Most of us didn’t plan to turn weekend camping into a $40k rig that barely fits in the driveway. It just… happens. One wet weekend. One “this’ll make things easier” purchase. One moment where you finally admit the tent thing isn’t working anymore. Here’s the deal: none of these options is “better.” They’re just different tools